Fact: Unlike the gay agenda™, the bisexual agenda contains a 15 minute break for snacks between sessions.
Fact: The asexual agenda is entirely made of snacks, with a 15 minute break for all out anarchy
Fact: The pansexuals, with their extreme love for kitchen ware, make all the snacks.
i just went out for breakfast and i ordered chocolate milk and i was slightly embarrassed cuz im 16 but then like 20 minutes later this huge like 40 year old guy covered in tattoos ordered chocolate milk too and i felt a deep spiritual connection
IM ACTUALLY LAUGHNG SO HARD
Tbh money would solve all of my problems right now like I could move out and pay for school and take care of my mental health and overall I would just be happy and in a better place so I get really annoyed when people are like “money can’t make you happy” uh you obviously never experienced financial instability and dependence so please shut the fuck up you pretentious shit.
"he likes girls too much to be gay"
wait hold on i have an idea
what if, no, hear me out, what if
Re-watching a movie and seeing the villain before they’re revealed as the villain like
I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering I love you repeatedly as they struggle to escape from my arms
think about all those kids whose first fall out boy song ever will be Immortals when they go see Big Hero 6