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Stephanie, 16, Fleetwood Mac & Fall Out Boy mean more to me than anything else. Good Vibes.


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You are what you love, not who loves you. -Fall Out Boy


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unclefather:

brokendildo:

what if u were laying in bed and then stretched ur hand up and something hi5’d u

i’d move to a different continent because i don’t fuckin play like that


throbinhood:

my most prized possession is a holographic image of jesus that i have

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where he blinks when you move him

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and if you angle it right he’ll wink

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oohhhh jesus you saucy devil you


*eats you out as a friend*

phoeni-xx:

stackinmuchprime:

revitiligo:

thepoetspace:

amerikkkanpie:

Blows your back out as your homie

Gotchu walkin funny as a testament to our friendship.

makes you cum in the spirit of comradery

Makes you squirt to lift your spirits

takes you all to church, like a godly neighbor

(Source: aterriblehusband)


dreamybean:

starfleetinginterest:

what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent

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shadyfriend:

i do not understand youth culture. what is a twerk. how do i get one. too many memes. yucky no thank you. there is only one true meme. it is manners. sexting a big No. what happened to faxes. i am too young and full of butter. ipad? remember the days we used to communicate by blinking? a simpler time. a modest era. turn up? i do not think so actually. turnip? now we are talking. a nice root vegetable. good source of vitamin c. low calorie. very healthy.


itssexualhour:

so my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying the other day and we did the whole “professor and bad student who needs to pass” thing, only he wanted to be the professor, so I had to be the horny and failing student. I’m the valedictorian of my senior class of 400 and I have a horrible phobia of flunking, so when he whispered “you’re failing my class, you naughty girl” in my ear, I started crying and we had to stop


sealcat:

sealcat:

And if we have to force all surrounding nations into adopting communism to make this union work, then so vi et 

so I see the 0 notes and realize my russian pun didn’t go over well.. next time I’ll try tsarcasm