I have honestly never heard the word ‘dork’ used without it being affectionate
now that i’m 17 i will only answer to the name “dancing queen”
how do boys look good without makeup
Because society hasn’t told boys they look bad without it
i want a sugar mama in my life
not what i had in mind but she will do
black??? dont u mean dark white?
i love it when girls call me diddy
diddy you mean daddy
no i didnt
how do straight people even function when they are so fragile that my existence can ruin their marriage, life and ability to raise their children
i painted a mouth
oh yeah just casually no big deal it’s not like it’s fucking great and realistic and you can actually do that life isn’t fair at all
My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”
but she hit send when all it said was
I am afraid
i made a thing..
I wonder if anyone ever looks at me while I’m doing something and thinks I’m pretty. Because I do that all the time to people.