It's Time

via life-thebestway-possible · originally by melklei77

vy2cool:

wethinktherefore:

bisexualfunfacts:

Fact: Unlike the gay agenda™, the bisexual agenda contains a 15 minute break for snacks between sessions.

Fact: The asexual agenda is entirely made of snacks, with a 15 minute break for all out anarchy

Fact: The pansexuals, with their extreme love for kitchen ware, make all the snacks.

via life-thebestway-possible · originally by barbed

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

i just went out for breakfast and i ordered chocolate milk and i was slightly embarrassed cuz im 16 but then like 20 minutes later this huge like 40 year old guy covered in tattoos ordered chocolate milk too and i felt a deep spiritual connection

thebritishteapot:




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thebritishteapot:

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via tennantsinthetardis · originally by witchoria
  • parents: you spend too much time on the computer, it's like you're addicted
  • me: fine can i go out
  • parents: no
via tennantsinthetardis · originally by bonushumor

ronaldtherapist:

IM ACTUALLY LAUGHNG SO HARD

via roloin · originally by tastefullyoffensive
via kikireal12 · originally by rockandplay

quingly-kipling:

politicalhexkitten:

Tbh money would solve all of my problems right now like I could move out and pay for school and take care of my mental health and overall I would just be happy and in a better place so I get really annoyed when people are like “money can’t make you happy” uh you obviously never experienced financial instability and dependence so please shut the fuck up you pretentious shit.

exactly

via corpsenis · originally by politicalhexkitten

that-stupid-tardis-sound:

"he likes girls too much to be gay"

wait hold on i have an idea
what if, no, hear me out, what if
bisexual

atlanticazul96:

Re-watching a movie and seeing the villain before they’re revealed as the villain like

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via ishimariobros · originally by atlanticazul96

panic-at-the-discount-store:

I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering I love you repeatedly as they struggle to escape from my arms

hauntwave:

think about all those kids whose first fall out boy song ever will be Immortals when they go see Big Hero 6

via trick-or-peter · originally by hauntwave
joeonfire:

Nailed it

joeonfire:

Nailed it

via gettinthrulife · originally by thorinium