what if u were laying in bed and then stretched ur hand up and something hi5’d u
i’d move to a different continent because i don’t fuckin play like that
my most prized possession is a holographic image of jesus that i have
where he blinks when you move him
and if you angle it right he’ll wink
oohhhh jesus you saucy devil you
Blows your back out as your homie
Gotchu walkin funny as a testament to our friendship.
makes you cum in the spirit of comradery
Makes you squirt to lift your spirits
takes you all to church, like a godly neighbor
what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent
i do not understand youth culture. what is a twerk. how do i get one. too many memes. yucky no thank you. there is only one true meme. it is manners. sexting a big No. what happened to faxes. i am too young and full of butter. ipad? remember the days we used to communicate by blinking? a simpler time. a modest era. turn up? i do not think so actually. turnip? now we are talking. a nice root vegetable. good source of vitamin c. low calorie. very healthy.
so my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying the other day and we did the whole “professor and bad student who needs to pass” thing, only he wanted to be the professor, so I had to be the horny and failing student. I’m the valedictorian of my senior class of 400 and I have a horrible phobia of flunking, so when he whispered “you’re failing my class, you naughty girl” in my ear, I started crying and we had to stop
And if we have to force all surrounding nations into adopting communism to make this union work, then so vi et
so I see the 0 notes and realize my russian pun didn’t go over well.. next time I’ll try tsarcasm